I'm engliihs teacher. But here, i babble...beware.

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Here, are links to lyrics and Mp3's of original songs I write. Also its just a place to yak and put some pictures.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Fun fun fun.... surf

July 24, 2012
Dear Sir/Madam,
As there was a   typhoon came ashore to Guangdong and Hainan, which brougnt heavy rain and stong wind. Be careful during these following days.Close well the doors and windows in your room. Better not to getting outsides. If you are to get outside, please be more careful.
From July to September, it is the season for tropical storms with typhoons,please be on the alert for every typhoon.
All the best
Bianca

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Jackfruit in Sanya (Bo Luo Mi - pineapple honey)

Wish i had a camera....Friday the surf was up...some really big waves for here....kinda scary but fun body surfin for an x-moose hunter.  Then after a night of that, just cross the road to the foreigner's main hangout to watch a band (philippine classic rock cover band are the house).  


Today, me were joggin up za mountain behinda university, and through da bush n treez some people was callin...i figures they was callin fer me as nobody else i dun seen along da road....so in i goed....there was tree farmers...a lady and 2 men.  I bin told the local minority peoples are some friggin hostile becauza their land bein taken for university by da army (same story everywhere in China maybe)...however, even though they all had machetes, i understood thru common non verbal language that they wanted me to eat and were actin downright friendly as Chinese usually does.  They has 3 huge Jackfruits which be by far me favoright fruit This grows in Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, North Australia, and here.  In Canada u can get em dried in superstores, last time i saw was in a purplish bag in the fruit section.  


I'v seen it lots up north but its too expensive and not fresh...  I bought some when i first gut here in Hainan a month ago but done found out the hard way that the centre oozes a latex like glue when cut....and not knowing this or how to cut it i kinda glued my lips and sink and hands all together, so y'kno t'was hard to eat with all these tings stuck...  Luckily saliva slowly dissolves it over time.  


Anyways....one is suppose to eat but a little bit of this fruit...but together we ate a whole fruit...which weigh about 15 kg.  They was takin a break from prunin a new orchard of 'em..i guess they was just gonna go t' waste anyways...and they sure made me take one back home with me...which on the market at 4 rmb per half kg would be about 120 rmb ($25 cdn)...second time have been given a bunch of free fruit by farmers...different farm....this to the north, the other to the east. Now waiting fer da new mangos to comes online...and da new papayas and Lychee and star fruit and on and on she goes.


Yin Yang...good comes after the bad.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

new and as always free, song. Hot off my hard drive, yesterday

Hello, around the globe.  As usualy you can listen to songs on CBC radio 3 or download it from this email (better quality)

http://music.cbc.ca/#/play/artist/Skronger

New Song for free....whaddaya want for nuthin eh???  Its about first arrival at new job in Sanya, way out in the willy wags within mountin bikin range of about 10 ocean beaches.  Relatively simple and mellow style compared with others.  Already had the lyrics for the chorus written and decided upon before realizing the criticism it will draw.....too lazy to change all those rhymes....just let it be eh.  


I feel a more metalish tone comin on next


Since i wanna have it as a sing song here....i used some Chinese words for the different fruits ...so u Englades can praktice ur Chinese pronunciation.  Incidenfully, I believe the fruit called BoLuoMi (jack fruit to some....see link), is the "hidden" fruit that Wrigley's gum uses for juicy fruit gum flavoring...to me its nearly the same....but then, i eat dear porcupines off the side of the road after November, and jelly fish, and snakes and frogs and so on...so i hear.....givin me poor credibility on the tasters connoisseur's platform.  I like it bloody and cold.  Here is da lyriks:


ps: if you didn't get this email let me know.


SANYA UNIVERSITY 

http://www.syxyhn.com/englishweb/about.html

Copyright by "skronger" 

Christopher Mark Kohler July 9, 2012

http://radio3.cbc.ca/#/bands/Skronger

Pre Chorus

No stress here but

A falling coconut

Chorus

sānyà University 

Big nuts looking down at me  

From way up the coconut tree 

But in my hand two dragon's eyes  

Come on whack it to blue skies

2nd time 

Big nuts looking down at she 

From way up the yē zī (coconut) tree 

But in my hand two lóng yǎn (longan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longan)

Sucking on liú lián (dorian http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian)

sānyà University

Verse 1

Study in sānyà University

landscaped by tropical fruit trees  

But something more important here   

Just listen on my lovely deer    

Verse 2

lìzhī (lychee) here, lóng yǎn stares

Follow deer she'll lead us there

The mountain is draped in mángguǒ (mango) trees   

Early morning we'll go see

Verse 3 

Through mùguā (papaya) and xiāng jiāo (banana) leaves

to the cave's back door we will creep

n watch ancient Chinese study

Zhōng guó huà 中国画 (Chinese painting), liàn xí 练习 (study)

Bridge  

A tiny apple smacked Newton's head 

Thus gravity was invented

If a big nut green cracks my bean

I may reach Confucian dreams

Copyright by "skronger" 

Christopher Mark Kohler July 9, 2012

http://radio3.cbc.ca/#/bands/Skronger

Verse 4

Center cave of University (Luo Bi Cave http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luobi_Cave)

hang brush pens for civility

birth of Chinese society

since year 12,000 BC